Day 17: The Watch (2012)

This is Sweeney:

And this is Arthur:

And they're here to tell you about just how much The Watch sucks.

Sweeney says that the first fifteen minutes of it are basically an extended advert for Costco, and that this isn't acceptable even if Costco do treat their employees well:

 
 
And Arthur says the scripting is aimed at the sort of people who find Kevin James films just that little bit too cerebral.

Sweeney says that the soundtrack is aimed at middle-aged men with an emotional age of somewhere between nine and thirteen years:

While Arthur would like to point out that the same applies to every other aspect of the damned movie.

Arthur also wonders what the fuck you were expecting from a Ben Stiller film about a bunch of regular joes fighting aliens in a suburban American setting?

 
Sweeney would also like to take this opportunity to entreat you (and me) not to watch Pixels:

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE POOR BLACK AND WHITE CATS??